Summoner: Does the skeleton thief have intelligence?
DM: From what you can tell, yes.
Summoner: Alright, then I’m going to seduce the skeleton.
DM: What the- okay. Fine. Just roll.
Summoner: *rolls a natural 20* Okay, so that’s gonna be 33 total to seduce the skeleton.
DM: Yknow what. Fuck it. You seduced the skeleton.